Bad Guy: Top5 Facts About Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
1.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
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Armin (Team) am 29.01.2008 #1
Chuck Norris doesn’t read blogs. He already knew what you were going to write before you even thought about it.
joerg am 31.01.2008 #2
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s fucking beef.
Schuer (Autor) am 31.01.2008 #3
Welcome back, Joerg! Wir hatten dich schon vermisst..
Schuer (Autor) am 04.02.2008 #4
Schön auch die Vin Diesel-Facts:
When Vin Diesel deletes files from his computer, he doesn’t send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell. (#)
Vin Diesel is the only one who can “try this at home.” (#)
When Vin Diesel put on the One Ring, the Nazgul just said, “Fuck it.” (#)