Bad Guy: Top5 Facts About Chuck Norris

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    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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    Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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    M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

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    Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

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  • Armin (Team) am 29.01.2008  #1

    Chuck Norris doesn’t read blogs. He already knew what you were going to write before you even thought about it.

  • joerg am 31.01.2008  #2

    If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s fucking beef.

  • Schuer (Autor) am 31.01.2008  #3

    Welcome back, Joerg! Wir hatten dich schon vermisst..

  • Schuer (Autor) am 04.02.2008  #4

    Schön auch die Vin Diesel-Facts:

    When Vin Diesel deletes files from his computer, he doesn’t send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell. (#)

    Vin Diesel is the only one who can “try this at home.” (#)

    When Vin Diesel put on the One Ring, the Nazgul just said, “Fuck it.” (#)

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