5. Because I can.
That’s good enough for me.

4. Because you all speak Denglisch anyway
You have handys, smokings, moonshine-tarife and much more. Shouldn’t be a problem for you then.

3. Because it keeps you lot on your toes.
You read enough German every day. As keen readers of this blog I can make you read more English. You know you want to.

2. Because I can use nice words.
Like thingymajiggy. Sometimes mistyped as thingymahjiggy. Not that it matters. Still a nice word.

1. Because Schuer said so.
Schuer said: English, please. So here I am.